All right ladies and gentlemen, Hock Fest 2009 is rapidly approaching. I am hearing rumors of record attendance this year. Lets get the details out of the way, then on to anxiously anticipated Top 10 list.
Where:
Welcome Lake Fire Department Camp Grounds. For directions click here .
When:
Memorial Day weekend Friday, May 22nd - Monday, May 25th
Cost to you:
- $25.00 per person, per day
- If you want to buy a Hock Fest T-shirt they will be selling for under $10.00 ea. IMPORTANT: Please e-mail your order by Monday April 20th. Please include how many T-shirts you want, men's or women's and in what sizes. We will be ordering based on your responses only. Click here to e-mail your order
- We will be selling Glow-In-The-Dark Hock Fest wrist bands for $4.00 each. All proceeds will be put toward the Fireworks display Saturday night.
What we provide:
- Hock Fest 2009 Cup
- Beer, beer, beer.... All that you can drink!
- Hamburgers, Hot Dogs and Breakfast food provided
- A Large 30' x 90' Pavilion
- Picnic tables
- Grills to cook your food
- Coffee pot
- Blenders for frozen drinks
- Bathrooms with running water
- A Camping Shower
- Firewood
- Music
- Games
What you need to bring:
- Tents
- Sleeping bags
- Pillows
- Your liquor of choice
- Food, anything you can grill
Saturday's Activities:
- We are expecting Ruthie The Clown to be there making balloon animals for the kids (big and small).
- Funny T-shirt Day, so don't forget to bring your funniest t-shirt!
- 1st Annual Kite Flying event, so come fly a kite!
- Fireworks at sundown
Sunday's Activities:
- Beer Pong Tournament - Form your 2 person teams and submit your Team Name for the 1st annual Big Board Beer Pong Bracket Tournament. Click here to submit your team name.
- Texas Hold-em Tournaments all day
Now, without further ado...
Top 10 Reasons to attend Hock Fest 2009
10. Much less John Mayer then the John Mayer Cruise.
9. Outhouses equipped with plenty of AIG stock for your toiletry needs.
8. Two words "Octo Kegs".
7. Vannatta has been dodging Jake "The Raging Bull" Rowe for 4 years. Do I smell a rematch?
6. On a clear day you can see our next-door neighbors, Russia, from Hock Fest
5. You won't have to answer a "Friend Request" from someone that you either can't stand or don't remember from high school for at least 3 days!
4. It's safer then attending a pre Grammy party with Chris Brown
3. Get you own personal "Stimulus Package" from Donny
2. More people living in tents then in Slumdog Millionaire
1. Michael Phelps this is Eddie, Eddie meet Michael Phelps.
See you @ Hock Fest 2009
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